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     Mark Rating: N/A |
Tired of the same old routine an CC AB and HK, I decided to explore... I heard of Penthouse, Madonna, and Mexico Lindo clubs near avenida de revolucion..... Mexico Lindo was full of ugly chicks.... just go to AB... didn't make it to Penthouse...or Madonna, however while enroute to Madonna, I was passing the Bambi club, considering going in.... deciding not to.. I continued on... nxt door was a "disco" with what looked like three entrances (maybe just two)... there were three or four guys outside who aggressively (not rudely tho) encouraged me inside... they fought over me in fact.... anyway, I was curious so I went to the one upstairs.... Looked like a strip club.... there were some gorgeous chicks there.... they are very aggressive (like u c in some US strip clubs), asking for lots of drinks $6... and offering table dances.... I didn't like the pressure and declined the dances.... but one (gorgeous) girl sat nxt to me and asked for a drink... after paying $6, she drank it down after a few mins.... then asked for another..... she seemed to want me to leave my dinero on the table.... (no way did I)... she then asked me to put a dollar in her panties.... she was wearing tight pants and a halter top... she was gorgeous! she pulled open her pants, and her panties and let me put a dollar in.... very sexy..... she then asked if I wanted "sucky fucky" and only asked $50!! well I said NO because I was nervous about all the pressure and I think she PICK POCKETED me.... only $10 I lost.... not sure tho... and I was rattled.... still I may go back... there were SEVERAL GORGEOUS BABES THERE! and the waiter said $50 was the standard fee..... I once met an hombre at HK, who said he worked at CHEETAHS, and he said the girls are all pickpockets..... they get u drunk first.... but I'm not sure about this place.... I think it's called "SPICE" and its upstairs...... its right around the corner from Madonnas... ANY OTHER REPORTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED! | ||
| Mark Rating: N/A |
yes, but I've tried many of the girls at AB, and CC.... and a few at HK..... I'm looking for new faces (so to speak).... do u think it's too risky at SPICE? I also heard that Penthouse is a good place to go..... a mex friend told me he works at CHEETAHS and says they routinely pickpocket u.... even tho the girls are also 4 sale there.... but I'm nervous in new territory.... I'd like to stay with AB CC and HK, but I'm running out of girls to choose from! altho I usually spot the occasional new face at CC..... also, I'm not too satisfied with the girls at HK, since the 3 I've tried (while all gorgeous), gave very poor service and charged lots $60-$80...... Anyway, I am interested in new info on other good clubs to go to...... is Madonna's any good? thx again | ||
| CapnFlash Rating: N/A |
The risk at Spice is mainly from pickpocket dancers. I don't feel a physical risk there. Only been to Madonna's once, very upscale for a TJ club, much like an American club. Had a $5 cover charge which was unusual. They do private lap dances for $20 in little enclosed booths but have a security guard standing right outside the curtain a lot of the time. I got the impression that these girls mainly hustle dances and don't go to rooms as a regular business. No advantage to this over Little Darlings in Lemon Grove. Penthouse is nicest IMHO for the air conditioning and view. Some of the most beautiful girls in the world work there but it again seems to be a stage and lapdance venue. $30 for a lap dance but it can get very naughty. I've never seen the girls leaving the place with customers. Unicorna club way up by Galeana (Seventh) and Revolucion is full of hookers. Some are really scarey but some are very beautiful. They will quote you high but come down quickly as they just don't get that much business there. The club is a cesspool though. Happy hunting fellow San Diegan. | ||
| Kikit Rating: N/A |
I checked out Madonna's last week, and I have to say I was very impressed with the quality of girls... I saw 3 females that had to be the best looking in TJ. But you're right about the hooking thing. None to be had here.. I would say that the big difference between this club and an American club are the table/lap dances.. For 5 bucks you can get a table dance, where they will sit and rub on you in front of everyone. For 20 bucks, when the curtains close, you can touch 99% of everything(With the ladies I was with).. All 3 said no enter hay-nanny-nanny... but fantastic bodies, great faces, great start to an evening in the zone IMHO.. One last note: I got some funny advice from a doorguy once.. When you hit the joints that have pickpockets, of course first, hide your money... But put pieces of paper in your pocket.. You can even use the little drink menus that all the doormen hand you while your walking around!..The ladies learn real quick what they can get from you... "Stupido Americano"... Yeah, it's fun to piss them off.. Serves um right for trying to rip folks off... Have fun!! | ||
| J_Chulo Rating: N/A |
I checked out Unicorna club yesterday around 2pm. Had 2 decent-looking dancers. One asked me to put a dollar into her breast. I had no problem touching it there but didn't try down below. Didn't see them take off their top so don't know how far they would go. Also was kinda nervous in this place for the first time so didn't try to proposition them or linger too long. Only spent enough time for one beer there. In my opinion, the club is not that bad-looking though I think it's way too dark. Perhaps that makes it a little scary plus the fact that it's underground. Would try again next time. BTW, even many Mexicans there didn't know where Galeana is, they only know of 7th st. Better from now on if we only refer to the streets' numbered names instead of its personal name (2nd, 3rd, 4th calle...) | ||
| CapnFlash Rating: N/A |
As far as cash goes, usually stop at the bank on my way down. I get whole bunch of ones, a few fives and the rest tens. I put the ones in my shirt pocket for drinks and tips, the fives in my pants pocket for cabs, and the tens in my shoe for girls (I always wear clean socks). Then I don't have to sort thru bills to find the right one. Flashing bills in TJ is a dangerous practice. Oh yeah, I always leave the money for parking in the car because I rarely make it back to the border with any cash left. | ||
| Erip Rating: N/A |
Both carnality and criminality were available at Regine this past Friday night: Criminality: Pickpocketing very prevalent here - look out especially for the TV/TSs who try to distract you by grabbing your crotch - oldest trick in TJ. They are expert at emptying your pockets. I generally trust the better looking female dancers since they are making a living doing what they do - the Regine gender benders are desperate types. Last two visits to Regine I encountered another classic con - the barker who brings you into the club and takes your first drink order will switch your higher denomination greenback to a $1 bill - a little sleight of hand. And since a dancer will immediately be sitting next to you and grabbing your dick, its easy to get distracted. So when you pay anyone here, but especially the door barkers, announce the bill your giving to them and have them acknowledge it - then watch your change. If you are victimized - tell them quietly but emphatically that you gave them a $10, $20 or whatever (without making a scene), and they will back down and pretend you had more change coming all along. Carnality: Until this Friday, I'd never been propositioned for sex by one of the good lookers at the club (and there are many these days) - only the TS's and the less attractive girls. A very pretty young blonde inappropriately named "Nancy" sat down next to me (didn't speak a word of English) and massaged my crotch quite nicely while trying to talk me into a lap dance ($15) or sex. At one point she grabbed a furry animal handpuppet that one of the vendors had, and had the little rabbit (her hand of course) perform a BJ on me - very amusing - and I almost splooged. She indicated sex by pushing a forefinger through a circle she formed with the fingers of her other hand - universal nonverbal communication. I settled for a lap dance since it was just the beginning of my evening, but I kind of knew that it would be the best offer I'd get all night (and I was right). I ended up at the CC with the very beautiful and satisfying Marissa, but I sure would have liked to have taken a shot with Nancy. | ||
| CapnFlash Rating: N/A |
Regine is on the east side of Revolucion just north of 5th. Usually it's a pass anyway no matter what their hawkers say. They charged me $15.00 for a girls drink!!! Another trick waiters almost everywhere in TJ play is to bring part of your change in coins, hoping you won't notice them in the tray so you leave a $1 bill tip in addition to the $1 in quarters. Just leave them the change as the tip to let them know you see it. It's a good trick though as many clubs are so dark you can barely see the tables. | ||
| MuleLip Rating: N/A |
Just a few footnotes here.......if you fellows are writing about the up-stairs section of the Sans Souci....well.....this might be hard for some to understand and probably quite a few not believing this.....but the upstairs of the Sans Souci is 99% T.V.'S, meaning their all males ! I know this is hard to believe and there have been times I would've bet my whole weeks paycheck......but fellows...they're males with penises. In their minds, they're females....they were just born into a males body. Personally I think it's sad, because they're confused and it's very difficult, because they can't really lead a normal life as we see it. Most of them tell me that the fellows that they're with, never know that they are a male. They do this by giving head and also if intercoarse gets envolved they arrange to get on top and the guys are generally young and never know the differents. As far as the pick pocketing in the bars......you'll find that on Revolucion bars most of the time. This is mainly done by the T.V.'S not the true females. When you enter a bar....and a girl/? wants to take both of your hands and place them on her breast, it generally means that either her/him or one/two more will be trying to get into your pockets. Sometimes they might even try to intimidate you by swing both hands and appear to be angry with you, but what they're doing is distracting your attention from what is really going on. If you're going to play the street.....then you have to be street smart. Always be aware about what is going on around you and keep your wits about you. Fellows this isn't just Mexico.....this is life ! Mexico is a very exciting place to visit and is a lot of fun....but if you want to play the game......then take time to learn the rules........and that is exactly why the Shires posts and we all try to educate with the FAQ's, so that your time in Mexico will be one of your fantasias for years to come. Turn the Page..........MuleLip |
