NETHERLANDS AMSTERDAM SWINGERS CLUBS
Club Paradise
Schaafstraat 26
Amsterdam
Same Place
Nassaukade 120
Amsterdam
Candy Club
Eikenweg 29
Amsterdam
Just thought I’d describe my visit to the generally highly-rated “Elegance Sex Club,” a place where I enjoyed a fabulous time a couple of years ago. On my return visit, I found that prices have risen dramatically: 150 guilders to enter, and 500 guilders for the lady of your choice (one US dollar is equivalent to roughly 2.2 guilders). The club still has an excellent selection of attractive ladies, but I ended up choosing a very good-looking nightmare in the making named Jacqueline who repeatedly tried to induce me to purchase an expensive bottle of champagne during our hour of supposed intimacy! Only half-way through our session, she had the nerve to inquire about her tip! When I said wait until things were over, she stated that the present time would be preferable. I cannot believe I was dumb and/or pussy-whipped enough to fulfill her request–I guess I wanted to get the most out of our remaining 20 minutes…
On top of this, the management stuck us in a noisy room on the bottom floor right next to the entrance–the only room suffering from such a miserable location (the club is located in a lovely townhouse with very nice rooms). Also, the management had the nerve to ask me again for my entrance fee 5 minutes after I had already paid it! The entrance fee might actually only be 75 guilders, but they charge an extra 75 guilders if you take a cab, due to an extortion racquet operated by Amsterdam’s cabbie union. Stupid me actually walked to the club, but the doorman assumed I’d taken a cab and charged me double. I didn’t realize this until after I’d left… Never take a cab to an Amsterdam sex club, because YOU will pay for this extra 75 guilders. The doorman at Club Elegance failed to ask me how I had arrived, and I failed to remember to tell him. In sum, MY VISIT TO CLUB ELEGANCE WAS A NIGHTMARE!
I thought I would offer some help based on a recent business trip to the Netherlands. Before I went over, I did a lot of web research, and discovered that many towns have massage salons, “prive huis” (basically an all-around brothel), and “parenclubs” (swing clubs), some of which bring in professional women some nights. I copied lots of notes and put them in my PDA. But you know what? The easiest way to find the most current information on whatever you want is to just get a copy of the national newspaper (name escapes me). In the classified ads in the financial section (of all places), are ads for massage, escorts, S&M, you name it. If you can’t decipher the headings, you don’t deserve to get laid. *S* Just call up the number of any place. Most places have someone who can explain things in English. The newspaper also listed real independent operations, with what seemed to be 3-4 women working out of a house or apartment. Less stable than the prive huis type of place, probably, but also probably the places to find more amateur women and/or bargains. *S* If you like Asian places, be aware that some of the Asian places close on Saturday & Sunday. I found great value for the money at the massage places I went to: — Sunrise Massage, Hilversum — Lanna Thai, Amsterdam (2 locations as of March 2001! *S*) I will post fuller reports on those.
You may be talking about the auto parks that exist in Rotterdam and I’ve heard some are also in Amsterdam. What they are is a parking lot with partitions (usually sheet metal or fiberglass) that allow you semi privacy when you pick up a street walker. Basically you can’t see the car next to you but the front and rear of your car is not visible. These have been put up by the city so guys won’t park in public places and leave condoms on the streets. Mainly for quickies and safety for the customers and women.
I am amazed that no one mentioned two4one near town of Moordrech between Den Haag and Utrecht. This is the GREATEST swingers club in the world – and I mean in the world. You have to be a couple.
I got hold of an escort service and they sent a delightful 30 yo girl, who has been there and knew the ropes. She was herself great company and her BBBJ was incomparable. The price for the whole evening was 500Eur plus a bonus which I offered 25E to the escort for each encounter with another woman – after all mostly the women control the situation. so it cost me another 150E – but it was so much fun and worth every expensive Euro.