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AREA DIRECTORY
CLUBS
FKK 5a Fritz-Thiele-Strasse 5a 28279 Bremen More Info
FKK Club Atmos Großmoorring 1 (between the A1 and A253) 21079 Hamburg-Harburg More Info
FKK Club Grenz Europastraße 3 (A7 Autobahn, exit 3) 24941 Jarplund-Weding (near Flensburg) More Info
Condor Club Oldesloherstrasse 70 23795 Bad Segeberg Tel 04551 1414 More Info
Steinegge Detmolder Strasse 90 32602 Vlotho/Exter More Info

ESCORTS
Nadorsterstrasse 113 Stadtteil Nadorst 26123 Oldenburg

Reeperbahn
Many rip-offs. Along the main road of the Reeperbahn there are numerous young and beautiful German girls inviting you to join them for cheap sex in their own rooms. They usually work in groups of two and two. Price quoted for sex with both is approximately 40-50 Euros! If you’re foolish enough to accept you’re sure to be cheated. One of the girls admitted after she was turned down several times that the total price for sex would be 200 Euros. The price to join you at your hotel room is 250 Euros.

St. Pauli District
One of the largest and most elaborate of any (RLD) Red Light Districts in the world. Almost anything is available in a safe and friendly environment with the cities largest police station right in the middle of it to insure some safety. You can select from live sex shows, peep shows, sex clubs, erotic leather shops, casinos, restaurants and bars and over  a 10 block area of multi national and German girls located every 10 feet starting at the Police Station and ending up at the famous Herbestrasse, St. Pauli’s own Window Brothel section with over 100 windows displaying almost every nationality with some of the most gorgeous girls in the world(starts at $50). Beware of the rip off scams where they offer a low price but later up the price when your undressed.(It’s common in the Window area)

It appears that lots of men travel for what ever reasons “Conventions” Messe etc. to Hamburg and Hannover. Both these cities have rather large or extensive RLD “Red Light Districts”. FKK’s seem to be central to the Dortmund area and a few are near Frankfurt. There is a post somewhere in regards to Villa 2000 which is located outside Hannover. You might do a search to find that post.
Other then that drive south may be in order, you always have the 200kph autobahn at your disposal.

I avoided the St Pauli / Reeperbahn area, and went directly to FKK 125. The club is situated in Saseler Chausee 125, in a large 1- story house. The place is rather FAR from the Centre of Hamburg. Expect to pay 30 to 60 DEM for a taxi (one-way).
Upon calling, I was greeted by a nude girl that introduced me to the bartender / caretaker. Both spoke very good English. Entrance fee is DEM 90 and I had access to the usual facilities:Bar and buffet (Saturdays they hold a buffet party), Sauna, indoor swimming pool, etc. The house is clean and well kept. When I arrived, I found 10 girls (5s to 8s) and several respectable gentlemen.

Just spent two weeks in Hamburg, and have some comments. The most important thing to remember if you are visiting the Reperbahn area – do not under any circumstances go into the “live show” or “table dance” clubs. They are exclusively rip-off joints that prey on the tourists.

I went into one club – with some prior knowledge about how they worked – just to watch the scam in action. A sucker enters the club and is immediately served a cheap quality beer that is priced at 6 Euros. As soon as the beer arrives, a girl sits down next to the target, and begins up selling him to buy her a drink. If the sucker agrees, the bartender (who was hovering in the background) appears with a 750ml bottle of champagne, and the guy is charged 200 Euros on the spot. The champagne is cheap crap not worth more than 10 Euro at the local grocery. If the sucker is still hanging around after the price shock, the girl immediately begins up selling again, trying to talk the target into going to a back room or curtained off table for “some fun”.

If he follows her back, the bartender appears again with another beer, and another opened bottle of champagne – that’s another 6 Euro for the beer and another 200 Euro for the champagne. So far the sucker has spent over 400 Euro and is sitting there with two crappy beers, and two bottles of undrinkable champagne that the club girl is somehow gagging down at an amazing rate… usually mixed with orange juice to kill the taste. The poor guy who has gone this far either wakes up and makes a fast getaway, or figures he’s into this for 400 Euro now and is going to see it through. If he stays, the money continues to hemorrhage out of his pocket as fast as the girl can convince him to spend. Eventually the guy will get a lackluster blowjob or hand job… rarely more. Either way, not worth the 600 or more Euros he’s spent by then.

I have to say that the scam is smooth. The guy falling for it falls fast and hard. I am very glad I knew the process before I entered one of these places. If you do venture to the dump that is known as Hamburg (the place is in seriously bad shape these days) there are some places in the Reeperbahn that make up for the scams. The peep show places are a good place for a quickie. You go into a room with a bunch of cabinets. 3 Euro will get you into an intro room where one of the girls comes out and does a 2 minute semi-nude or completely nude dance and explains the way the place works. Basically if you like the girl you go out, tell the DJ guy, and then enter a second set of cabinets – for 6 Euro this time. The girl you requested shows up and you get a private show. Prices range from about 15 Euro for a basic no-touch dance up to 80 or 100 Euro for a blowjob (or very quick full service if you manage to negotiate it).

If you are into looking for the full service scene, go to a Laffhaus. This is a basically brothel. It is several floors of small hotel-like rooms (a bedroom, with adjoining bathroom with toilet, sink and shower). If the room is available a girl will be sitting on a stool in front of the door. You stop and do your negotiation thing. Generally you are looking at 40 to 50 Euro for a quick full service… girl is nude, and you get to do most whatever you want – roaming hands are generally encouraged if you are smart and wash your hands in the girl’s bathroom before the session begins. If you want longer, 1 hour is 120 to 140 Euro depending on the girl and time of day. You can arrange a full night for about 500 Euro. If you want two or more girls, ask, and you will generally find some accommodating ladies… price is quite a bit higher though.

If you choose the Laffhaus scene be smart about the girl you pick. The drop dead gorgeous blonde with the silicon tits is probably going to rip you off for as much as possible. Watch the time you go in. If you go in early – basically anytime before 11pm there are very few girls, but those that are there are looking to pay their room fees to the building owner and are more open to negotiations. There are all types of girls in there… young, old, fat, thin, Asian, black, white, European, South American and so on. Pretty much anything you want if you are patient and willing to “shop.”

I went in around 7pm, and spent a whole night (until 7am the next morning) with a very nice black girl, and got pretty much anything I wanted for 500 Euro. She was enthusiastic and accommodating. Lots of fun. A very memorable and exhausting night. She made it personal challenge to think up new and inventive positions and to try to exact as many orgasms as possible. I was days recovering from that.

All in, Hamburg has some interesting sex to offer if you are smart and don’t jump at the first thing you see. Take your time and look around. Watch your back, because there are a lot of scam artists (and homeless people) preying on tourists – and all the wide-eyed American tourists falling for the scams by the hour keep the scams alive and well. Blend in as best you can. Think carefully before you agree to anything. Wear a condom. Thank the girl and leave a tip if she made you smile.


LaVita Pauschalclub
Hullerweg 10 • 49134 Wallenhorst
Website

Thai Penthouse
Grosse Freiheit 16
Top Floor Berlon
40 Euros FS

SG Club
An der Pforte 1
32457 Porta Westfalica
Tel 0571 76815

Steinegge
Detmolder Strasse 90
32602 Vlotho/Exter

Thai Penthouse
Grosse Freiheit 16
Top Floor Berlon
40 Euros FS

Villa 2000
City: Laatzen
Hours: 11-22
Entry: 50dm
Address: Lange Weihe 20

LaVita Pauschalclub
Hullerweg 10 • 49134 Wallenhorst
Website

Cherie Club
Borgholzhausener Strasse 9
49324 Melle-Altenmelle
Tel 05422-42750

FKK Club Bergedorf
Brookkehre 3
21029 Hamburg Bergedorf
Tel 040 73937979
Fax 040 72693565
Web Site
HOURS
Monday – Friday 1:00-1:00am
Sat: “Erotik Disco Night” Swinger’s Club for Singles/Pairs
Closed Sundays
Amenities
Sauna, Massage, Waterbed, S&M Room
Cost
FKK Club
40 Euro Entry
25 Euro entry during Happy Hours
HOURS
Wednesday 3-8pm
Fridays 6-10pm
Saturday 1-1am
Erotik Disco Night
Single Ladies: Free
Single Men: 80 Euros
Couples: 50 Euros

FKK Condor-Club
Oldesloherstr. 70
23795 Bad Segeberg
Tel.: 04551 – 1414
Fax : 04551 – 6181
20-4 Hours of operation

Directions: A 7 Hamburg Flensburg to exit Bad Bramstedt / Bad Segeberg. From there take B 206 to Bad Segeberg. Continue straight on the main street, go to the top of the hill, till the train station on your left. Then left and after 600 meters right turn on the Oldeslör Str. Another 800 meters its on the right side. Parking: on Street. Take care of parking signs and driveways.
A very relaxed club, outfitted with a rustic feel. A warm and easily familiar feel
4-5 very sexy dressed women aged 20-30. There was never a rush or pressure to visit a room.
No entry fee and no penalty should you not visit the room.
Price is 200dm per hour in a regular room, 300dm for room with jaccuzi.
The women really attempt to make you happy as they want you to return.
When I arrived I was greeted by a pretty natural blond who did not try to convince me to go straigt to a room or select her. We carried a conversation for some time and not once did she make me feel that I was obligated.
Drinks: Beer or soft drinks are 10dm.

FKK CLUB GRENZ
Schleswig-Holstein’s largest FKK club
Europastraße 3 (A7 Autobahn, exit 3)
24941 Jarplund-Weding (near Flensburg)
Tel.: 0461-5003633; Fax: 0461-1687966
Website
E-mail

Overview
FKK Grenz is most likely the northern-most FKK club in Germany and is the largest in Schleswig-Holstein. “Grenz” is the German word for “border,” and this club is so named because it sits near the border of Germany and Denmark.

Hours
Mo-Sa, 12p – 3a
Closed Sunday

Prices
50 EUR entry
Snacks and non-alcoholic beverages are free

Amenities
8 party rooms, one S & M room, Video room, Sauna, Whirlpool, Masseur on duty Wednesdays and Fridays from 1p – 6p. Barbeque every Saturday, weather permitting.

Chāteau am Schwanensee
Ziegeleiweg 24
30916 Isernhagen
Tel 05139 8067550
Web Site
Email
Hours
Monday – Thursday
10am till they close
Saturdays 7pm
Sundays only during Conventions
Dominatrix and Dungeon Available
They claim to have women from all over the world including the USA

LINKS
Partytreff Bremen
FKK Club 125
Atmos Sauna Club

Reeperbahn. Many rip-offs possible. Alongside the mainroad of the Reeperbahn area, there are numerous young and beautiful german girls inviting you to join them for very cheap sex in their own rooms. They usually work in groups of two and two. Price quoted for sex with both is app. 40-50 Euros! But if you are foolish enough to follow them, you’re sure to be cheated. One of the girls admitted to me after I turned down several invitations, that the total price of sex would be at least 200 Euros… And the price to join me in my hotellroom was 250 Euros for one girl…

St. Pauli District, Hamburg, Germany
One of the largest and most elaborate of any redlight district in the world. Everything is available in a safe and friendly environment with the cities largest police station right in the middle of it to insure everyone’s safety. No hassles! You can choose from live sex shows, peep shows, sex clubs, erotic leather shops, casino, restaurants and bars and over 10 blocks of lovely, young Swedish and German girls located every 10 feet starting at the Police Station and ending up at the famous Herbestrasse, St. Pauli’s own Window Brothel section with over 100 windows displaying every nationality and exotic outfit with some of the most gorgeous girls in the world(starts at $35). Jekyl stayed for two weeks taking vitamins every day to increase his research stamina. Beware of the rip off scams where they offer a low price but later up the price when your undresed.

I only had a chance to spend two hours in Hamburg one Friday night and used this time to visit the world famous Reeperbahn. As a RLD, the Reeperbahn is a pretty big place with your usual mix of sex shops, cinemas and strip clubs with guys out the front trying to get you inside.

I had especially wanted to check out the window scene in Hamburg to see how it compared to Amsterdam. When I found the street, I was suprised to see metal barriers at each end which you walk through to see the windows (blocking any view of the windows from the main street and innocent people passing by!).

For those of you who don’t know, Hamburg is a one- street window scene of about 60 windows, most of which were occupied when I was there.

And the quality ? Exceptional! I kid you not, I was blown away by the consistent quality of the women. Just about every woman was a glamour. However, having been forewarned about being ripped off by the women here, I choose not to visit any girls. Just admire from afar! I then had the weirdest experience as I left the street to return to the Reeperbahn (which is the street name in case you dont’ know). Immediately as you leave the windows and return to a regular street, you are confronted with a line of young street walkers lined up a metre apart(!) trying to tempt you with a visit. These girls are persistent and aggressive to the point where they almost won’t take no for an answer and block you from walking away.

And when you get past one, the next girl gives you an equally hard time. This went on for about 10 girls before I turned left back onto the Reeperbahn only to find another 15 girls down the street of equal age and aggression. I have never experienced this type of behaviour in any RLD before, and whilst I found it a great experience, I’d be curious to hear anyone else has had a similar experience?

WARNINGS?
The most important thing to remember if you are visiting the Reperbahn area – do not under any circumstances go into the “live show” or “table dance” clubs. They are exclusively rip-off joints that prey on the tourists.

I went into one club – with some prior knowledge about how they worked – just to watch the scam in action. A sucker enters the club and is immediately served a cheap quality beer that is priced at 6 Euros. As soon as the beer arrives, a girl sits down next to the target, and begins up selling him to buy her a drink. If the sucker agrees, the bartender (who was hovering in the background) appears with a 750ml bottle of champagne, and the guy is charged 200 Euros on the spot. The champagne is cheap crap not worth more than 10 Euro at the local grocery. If the sucker is still hanging around after the price shock, the girl immediately begins up selling again, trying to talk the target into going to a back room or curtained off table for “some fun”.

If he follows her back, the bartender appears again with another beer, and another opened bottle of champagne – that’s another 6 Euro for the beer and another 200 Euro for the champagne. So far the sucker has spent over 400 Euro and is sitting there with two crappy beers, and two bottles of undrinkable champagne that the club girl is somehow gagging down at an amazing rate… usually mixed with orange juice to kill the taste. The poor guy who has gone this far either wakes up and makes a fast getaway, or figures he’s into this for 400 Euro now and is going to see it through. If he stays, the money continues to hemorrhage out of his pocket as fast as the girl can convince him to spend. Eventually the guy will get a lackluster blowjob or hand job… rarely more. Either way, not worth the 600 or more Euros he’s spent by then.

I have to say that the scam is smooth. The guy falling for it falls fast and hard. I am very glad I knew the process before I entered one of these places. If you do venture to the dump that is known as Hamburg (the place is in seriously bad shape these days) there are some places in the Reeperbahn that make up for the scams. The peep show places are a good place for a quickie. You go into a room with a bunch of cabinets. 3 Euro will get you into an intro room where one of the girls comes out and does a 2 minute semi-nude or completely nude dance and explains the way the place works. Basically if you like the girl you go out, tell the DJ guy, and then enter a second set of cabinets – for 6 Euro this time. The girl you requested shows up and you get a private show. Prices range from about 15 Euro for a basic no-touch dance up to 80 or 100 Euro for a blowjob (or very quick full service if you manage to negotiate it).

If you are into looking for the full service scene, go to a Laufhaus. This is a basically brothel. It is several floors of small hotel-like rooms (a bedroom, with adjoining bathroom with toilet, sink and shower). If the room is available a girl will be sitting on a stool in front of the door. You stop and do your negotiation thing. Generally you are looking at 40 to 50 Euro for a quick full service… girl is nude, and you get to do most whatever you want – roaming hands are generally encouraged if you are smart and wash your hands in the girl’s bathroom before the session begins. If you want longer, 1 hour is 120 to 140 Euro depending on the girl and time of day. You can arrange a full night for about 500 Euro. If you want two or more girls, ask, and you will generally find some accommodating ladies… price is quite a bit higher though.

If you choose the Laffhaus scene be smart about the girl you pick. The drop dead gorgeous blonde with the silicon tits is probably going to rip you off for as much as possible. Watch the time you go in. If you go in early – basically anytime before 11pm there are very few girls, but those that are there are looking to pay their room fees to the building owner and are more open to negotiations. There are all types of girls in there… young, old, fat, thin, Asian, black, white, European, South American and so on. Pretty much anything you want if you are patient and willing to “shop.”

All in, Hamburg has some interesting sex to offer if you are smart and don’t jump at the first thing you see. Take your time and look around. Watch your back, because there are a lot of scam artists (and homeless people) preying on tourists – and all the wide-eyed American tourists falling for the scams by the hour keep the scams alive and well. Blend in as best you can. Think carefully before you agree to anything. Wear a condom. Thank the girl and leave a tip if she made you smile.


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