Location: Europe
Status: UN Country
Capital City: Berne (Bern)
Main Cities: Zürich, Geneva, Basel, Lausanne
Population: 6,910,000 Area [sq.km]: 41,290
Currency: 1 Swiss franc = 100 centimes
Languages: French, German, Italian, Romansch
Religions: Roman Catholic, Protestant
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Went to Bern for a few days business. This really isn’t the place to be looking for a lot of action. You will find some ads in the local paper, however, most don’t provide an address and you have to call. I can speak some German so this wasn’t a great problem, but most of the places seemed hard to find and get to.
There are 3 or 4 Caberet type clubs in downtown Bern that I’m sure will offer action, however, the menu prices are greatly inflated and I didn’t stick around to see what the final tally would come to — buyer beware. Also available are a couple of Asian massage places — they start at 150 Swiss Franks (roughly 100 Dollars) for half an hour, but they will reduce their prices in bartering. Not really what I like doing so I didn’t end up doing much here, especially knowing I am heading back to Germany where things operate a little easier.
While in Switzerland I checked out this club which was about 20 km outside Luzern. It’s easily found by car or public transport, I got there by bus.
When I arrived there were about 8 girls sitting outside near the pool as it was a lovely warm afternoon. I was presented a menu to pick what delights I wanted to sample that afternoon all tastes were catered for. Imagine being surrounded by eight lovely partly clad women! The only problem was that most of the girls did not speak English but there was one that helped me with the menu. She was lovely and I selected her for my treat.
We used the Jacuzzi for 20 minutes and had lots of fun exploring each other bodies. We then got down to some fun on the bed. The hour and a bit cost 400SF which was well worth it.
(Inge’s Palace) While in Switzerland I checked out this club which was about 20 km outside Luzern. It’s easily found by car or public transport, I got there by bus.
When I arrived there were about 8 girls sitting outside near the pool as it was a lovely warm afternoon. I was presented a menu to pick what delights I wanted to sample that afternoon all tastes were catered for. Imagine being surrounded by eight lovely partly clad women! The only problem was that most of the girls did not speak English but there was one that helped me with the menu. She was lovely and I selected her for my treat.
We used the Jacuzzi for 20 minutes and had lots of fun exploring each other bodies. We then got down to some fun on the bed. The hour and a bit cost 400SF which was well worth it.
Inge’s Palace in Root
19 Bahnhofstrasse Root 6037 tel 450 00 33.
Entrance is discreet and around the corner so you enter in the back.
ZURICH: Arrived Sunday and tried to find a place with a “party” ie several girls available for fixed fee (usually 250-500SFr.) …forget it ! Went to a place at Seefeldstrasse 120/3rd floor…what a dump and so rude.
Eventually found a salon at Weststrasse 134 or 150? 2nd floor….very clean…two girls: chose slender nude Swiss girl (8)name Stella perhaps 25 yo. the rest of the story comically unusual: Price list – massage+Hj 50Fr straight fuck or BJ 100, fuck and BJ(covered) 150, etc. anal 300. Unlike all other places visited this evening, Stella was very pleasant….I opted for BJ with massage…paid 100SFr (65$)….and was left for some 10 mins. to shower and “get ready”
Stella appeared wearing black panties, which she removed on my request. The room was spotless, mirror ceiling, garish with red velours, Porno film showing, modern shower, purple towels and an open bowl of finger condoms one bowl for men and one for women. An oil dispenser, 2 boxes of dry and moistened tissues, a closed box of condoms, and few other “supplies”, arranged with Swiss precision at the head of the bed.
Stella stated that there is no kissing, nothing without condom, finger condoms provided for any intimate touching. After this overture, I doubted my ability to rise to the occasion and was about to call it a day, but Stella’s kissing my nipples and rubbing hers on my mouth awakened things…Stella then suggested that I put a full size condom over TWO fingers and play with her pussy, which she smeared with lube….galore. Surprise surprise, her clit got bigger, so did I and she gave me my first great BJ with a condom. Judging by the time she took and her reflexive stomach movements she was as surprised as I was. Her hugs (but no kissing) when I was leaving could hardly be more sincere.
Zurich
I use Happy Life in Oerlikon (easy reach from the station or the tram 11 or 14, Binzmühlestrasse 26) just next to the train viaduct in a small building in the courtyard of some business buildings. 5-7 girls, all 7-9’s who present themselves to you completely naked. All are clean shaven and in their early 20’s. Shift change is usually around 7 pm. After picking a girl, you’re taken to a clean room with mirrors, shower.
I suggest half an hour for CHF 300. Last time, I had Sandra, a Czech girl, mid 20’s, good body and excellent, firm breasts to play with. Foreplay in this place includes CBJ. You’re allowed to play with and lick the girl’s pussy, sometimes, they bring a vibrator. This is followed by FS in as many positions as you like. The good thing is if you climax before the time is over you get a refund of CHF 100. That’s a real value and shows the attitude of this place. It can only be recommended for great FS without any pressure, nice environment and the added benefit of naked girls when you arrive.
City center is a place called Club Gala
www.club-gala.ch, Seefeldstrasse 120. Easy to get to by tram no 2 or 4, direction Tiefenbrunnen until stop Höschgasse. In good weather it’s an easy stroll from Bellevue alongside the lake and then up to the Seefeldstrasse which parallels the lake two to three blocks in. 3-5 young girls are usually working, I can recommend Natisha, a blonde with a trim body, blue eyes, nice, firm tits, tight. Value for money is their Sunday afternoon party which costs CHF 90 entry and another CHF 90 for each session. In between rooms you can visit the bar, have a drink or use the sauna. The place is not very big but extremely well kept. All the girls are friendly, open minded and love to please. There are other massage places in the building as well.
Foreign visitor can check out the so called red-light districts of the big cities where there is no real action but where the Swiss send stupid tourists while they are having a good time among themselves in the bigger clubs in the suburbs. While in Zurich, the best option is to buy the local daily Tages-Anzeiger which has one double page of ads from clubs and prostitutes in every issue. Zurich has 3200 registered prostitutes and about 2000 unregistered ones. Not bad for a place which has less than 1 million people living in the greater Zurich area. Plus it’s al legal!
Zeus Club south of Zurich (www.zeus-ch)
Your visit time is not limited so for 6 “shots” max (not unlimited as they state). This is considerably more than you get for the smaller party-time, but what makes Mega Party so appealing is especially the fact that during it ALL the girls are available for party, and this meant approx 15 girls, all Zeus-level (I heard that during normal party-time only 6/7 girls are there and often not the best ones). Service level a little rushed party style. Something special during Mega Party, which you don’t find withn normal parties is you can have sex everywhere. Mega-parties take place once every one or two months.
I spent 500 CHF + 10% because I paid credit card thus the 10% fee.
Zeus complaints Last Mega Party there were over 30 girls, including 2 new Rumanian. Czechs are there in force. Anal or kissing is NOT allowed they skillfully navigate round it? $330 (=SFr.500) for SIX sessions plus food and drinks is overpriced.
look at www.sexy-tipp.ch
