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Thanks to the gentleman who reviewed “Savannah” from Lil Vixens in Red Deer, Alberta. I stumbled onto the website by accident, and after reading his review, I decided to try an escort for the first time. I called Lil Vixens and arranged for Savannah to meet at a home I was “house-sitting” for friends. An hour later, this beautiful red-head shows up.

We settled the financials (300 for “the hour”, which seemed expensive, but later proved to be worth it). We disrobed, and I found out how beautiful she was–slim, toned, natural red-head, and gorgeous, natural, 34DD tits. I played with her boobs for a bit and got hard. Savannah then gave me a great BJ without condom (apparently a common practice). I asked for a tit-fuck and she agreed wholeheartedly. Her boobs are perfect for sliding in between! We then did it (with condom) in at least five positions.

I was kind of nervous, and it was taking forever for me to come (surprising, because Savannah is also very “snug” pussy), but she was very understanding. She tried getting me off by hand, to no avail, and the sweetheart even agreed to another tit-fuck, until she was able to finally make me come by hand. By then, it had been at least an hour, probably more. But she never rushed, and never complained.

Savanah is very young, probably 18 or 19, pretty, and I can’t stress enough how great her tits are. She says she’s a college student who’s “going to be a famous actress”. She was pleasant, enthusiastic, considerate, and easy-going. It was like banging the girl next door you’ve always fantasized about. The only complaint I have is that she had a strong liquor odor on her breath.

This was my first time trying a prostitute of any kind, and probably my last (I just didn’t feel right about it the next day), but I would recommend her to any “regulars” passing through Red Deer.

I called up Bad Boy Babysitters from my cheap hotel on the Pembina Highway and asked them to send over a girl that was “young and pretty.” The lady who answered the phone (sounded like an older lady or, well, maybe just raspy from smoking and hard living) asked what hair color I wanted, what race. I said I wasn’t in the mood for a black girl. Black girls are fine, when I’m in the mood, just didn’t want one right then. She said a girl would be by in half an hour. She called back to confirm the hotel and room and said that just the other night she had trouble getting women by the clerk, that she sent three girls there and the clerk kept sending them back, but tonight she called and the clerk seemed cool, since I had booked the room for myself and a guest.

At that point I asked her what the fee was if the girl showed up and for some reason I didn’t like her. (I never ask this when I first call, just when they call back to confirm. It’s an option I don’t use very often, certainly not when things get going, but once or twice I’ve had a real skank show up and I am very, very polite and sweet and just say that I’m sure she makes many men happy, but she’s just not what I’m looking for…even if I really want to say, well, you look like a crack whore from an alley dressed in nice clothes and makeup like an escort girl. And the lady on the phone said $20 and she was real nice about it.

Well, this girl shows up…I think she said her name was Jessica. Pretty sure that’s what it was. And actually she looked really hot and cute. Definitely not 22 like she claimed to be, more like 29, I’m sure. But something about her just set off my “bitch detector” like a smoke alarm in a dorm full of microwave popcorn addicts. (I call it my “bitchdar” like radar that can detect a bitch) Thing number one, she looked almost EXACTLY like the bitchy prosecutor woman on that television show THE PRACTICE; Laura Flynn Boyle I think is the name of the actress. Thing number two, and this is the big thing, she had her body all covered up in a sort of long fur coat, arms and everything, but the one piece of flesh I could see besides her face…had a tattoo…a HOME MADE or perhaps, well, jail made tattoo of a black triangle.

And you know what? I don’t mind a girl with tattoos unless she’s just WEIRD and FULL OF THEM like a human wall of graffiti. But I have a rule that I will not do a bitch with homemade tattoos because the first thing I think is hepatitis, AIDS, you know. And maybe it’s not a fair rule but it’s my rule. So she had two strikes. Something about her just said “bitch” and she had that prison tattoo. So I told her, you know, sorry…and said she didn’t seem twenty-two, or, well, maybe she was just “mature for her age” (I mean, can you picture this…I’m talking to this WHORE who says she’s twenty-two and I say she seems “mature for her age.”)

Well, long story short the bitch threw a fit, yelled, stomped over to the phone and said she was going to call the agency, but this was all AFTER she demanded $50 and I said, hey, no way, the lady at the agency said $20 and, at that point, I had already handed her the twenty. This is a licensed agency and if I knew where to file a complaint I might, but I see writing a review as more effective. I can’t say if it would have been a rip off or what, but I do know she was trying to rip me off on the $20 ride fee versus the $50 she swore, up and down, was how much it was supposed to be. Maybe the agency is good, maybe the girl would have been a great fuck (or a total rip off) but all I have to go on is that she was, as I suspected, a complete and total bitch and she did try to rip me off to the tune of a mere $30.

I do have a philosophy I will share with you which is this…if an agency rips me off, (the girl won’t do me for any reasonable amount of money, that’s what I call a rip off) I make a point of calling them another night and sending a girl back no matter how good she looks. I call it, “If I don’t come for no good reason, then you will come for no good reason.” But I am never rude or demeaning. Even when Jessica was throwing a bitch fit I said, “I am not being angry with you, or yelling at you, so you don’t need to do that to me.” To which she responded, “WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COME OUT HERE FOR NO GOOD REASON?”

Think about it. This is our market. We have to take control of our market. If an agency is ripping people off, not giving us what we want, then we have to take control of that market and take affirmative steps. But the good agencies, we have to tell each other they are good. As far as I’m concerned, the bitches and the diseased girls can get out of the agencies and walk the streets, when I call up an agency I want a girl who is soft, polite, yielding, gives me what I want…and doesn’t look like she has, in the past, shared a filthy needle with god knows who.

I wanted to let people know about a certain wonderful woman in Calgary, and the perils of the street scene right now. First off, I hereby vow never to talk to the street girls in this city again. Those that are left from the intense crackdown of recent years are liars and thieves. Let me explain. I am always propositioned by some of the hookers on 3rd Ave SW near the French Maid strip club after I leave. Sometimes recently I have been sweet talked into doing what needs to be done. One occasion, in February, involved a 20-something brunette who agreed to my condition of various positions. Note – most hookers will only accept missionary for “safety” reasons. Anyway, I took her home, paid her $200 of a blow and sex and got to it. The blowjob was fine, and then she told me about her bad back. So we did missionary a bit and then I insisted on doggie. She did that a bit, then told me her back was sore and that she only promised me two positions and no more, so now it was game over. I hadn’t even popped yet, so needless to say I was a bit upset. I drove her back without talking to her. Second instance was in late June and a good looking blonde in a cheetah-skin top told me that for $400 she would let me do her in any position I wanted, that I could pleasure her, and that she would even blow me in my car while driving to the hotel, room rate included. This was too much to refuse, even for my skeptical nature. Well, sure enough she blew me while driving (which isn’t as easy as it seems) and then the crap starting churning. She insisted we pull over to a dark parking area and give her the rest of the money and we would have sex there in the car before going to the hotel. Reluctantly, I agreed. Dummy. So she kept sucking me, and I said let’s do it but she said no, let’s go to the hotel. So I started driving to the hotel and she said the room rate was $45. I pointed out that she said room included, and she said no. So I said let’s go to my place – it’s ten minutes away – and she said no, too dangerous. Then she started to get bitchy, pulled out her Mace, and told me to pull over and let her out. $400 down the drain. I am still pissed off by that. So, anyway, on July 15 I called up an escort named Jamie Lee/Tiffany at www.katesesc.com, (just so you can see who I am talking about), a woman I had enjoyed once before. She came over in a snakeskin top/bottom for a 45-minute session for $230. All-inclusive. She changed from snakeskin into a black undies/bra ensemble and led me to the bedroom. We started by playing, feeling and sucking her tits, and then she climbed on top and rubbed her tits in my face and down my chest and rubbed my dick with them. Yes! Then she sucked me a bit then started diddling herself in missionary and then doggie, letting me play with her ass. Then she invited me to rub her snatch without inserting. So I did that for 5-6 minutes until she came. Yes!! Then she climbed aboard in cowgirl style, and then told me to do her doggie style. We did that for about 3-4 minutes until I couldn’t hold back. It was all good. She has such a pleasant personality and enthusiasm for your well-being that I cannot recommend her enough. No more street trash – in Calgary, use the escorts because you know what you’re getting, and will actually get it.

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