Finding the Women
Casas “Brothels”
Basicly two types of places here the club type Casas and the private home casas. The rooms were like a public cubicles with a little fan and paper-thin walls and a stick as a lock. The price was right under $25.00. My taxi driver said that the police pressured by the church closed down all the larger club type casas. Without precise directions are hard to find in the maze which is Managua. So you need to have a good taxi driver to go the Casa route.
Barbershop Storefront
In the maze of streets known as Mercado Central. The deal was unlike in Korea were the girls are in the back that the barber would make telephone calls to some girls and I would have to wait for them to show up. Didn’t seem like the best deal out there.
Casa Blanca, Cantena Front
Somewhere near Mercado Central my taxi driver took so many turns I couldn‘t find again if I tried. I saw five girls, four sitting at tables and drinking and one walking around. Rating, 5. There may have been other girls in the back rooms. About 40 low-class drunken local guys at 7pm. Short-time price was 250 cordobas.
Clubs
Hollywood
Half block from Carretera Masaya and a Subway sandwich shop and two short blocks from Red Palace. The admission cost was c40, and a beer here cost C35, about 20 girls working I saw one 9. I found this to be the best of the nightclub in the area. A lot of slim, large breast girls here with nice small ass. Takeout here was on the high side at $150 dollars.
Lips
A block from Plaza Intercontinental. $15 minimum for 3 beers or 2 drinks, 12 girls, rating 8. Surprisingly small place for a Josephine club the clubs in Guatemala City and Panama are five times bigger. It has the best decor of the better nightclubs, mainly, a raised stage, and a raised platform, bunch of sofas and coffee tables, and 8-stool semi-circular bar. High-class clientele.
Playboy
5-minute ride away from Vale Todo. The charges here in Cordobas where 25 for/admission, and 30 for a beer, about 15 girls working the best was about a 7. None of the girls showed any interest in me, despite the few customers in the place. At 9:30 Friday, there were only four other customers I left at 10:30.
Polanko’s
Near hotel Las Mercedes/,Best Western there was a good selection of girls they don’t work there, they are customers just like you, and I never had to pay more than $20 plus cab fare home for a girl to spend the whole night. I never had a problem with any of the girls.
Red Palace
On Carretera Masaya two blocks towards Metrocentro a 10-minute, C12 taxi ride away from Plaza Intercontinental C20/admission, C25/beer, C100/lady’s drink, 10 girls, rating 6.5 except for 7.5 for a tall girls. Show began at 9pm. The tall girls said on-premise service cost $50 for her and $15 for Red Palace and take-out cost $100 for her and $40 for Red Palace. The decor is more like a restaurant than nightclub, specifically, square tables covered with white tablecloth and a red napkin and each table with four straight-back chairs.
Vale Todo
10-minute ride away from Plaza Intercontinental, in the direction of the Cemeterio General. In Cordobas the admission charge was 20, the cost of a beer was 30 and about 18 girls working the best was an 8. On a Friday night around 8:00 ten other customers were already in the club flyer said Vale Todo was opened 7pm-4am, the show did not begin until 9pm. A girl told me that for on-premise service, her price was $50 plus the cost of a half-bottle of liquor as the establishment’s fee.
Venus
Near Mercado Montenegro and Mercado Mayoreo, about a 10-minute ride from the airport and 30-minute ride from Plaza Intercontinental.
Escorts
Taxi drivers or hotel bellman know where to find them and check the local newspaper. You need to speak Spanish.
1. Eros, 088-58678
2. Masajes a domicilio, 088-14595
3. Masajes Corporales, 249-8706
4. Exquisito Masajes, 266-1414
5. Oriental Oasis, 077-92631
6. Salad de Belles Gloria, De 1a Tiendona calle 14 de Septiembre 2 c., arriba 1/2 c al lago, 248-3824
7. Centro de Estetica Corpus, 077-98514
8. Masajes corporales relajantes, 266-1559
9. Karol, 088-20495
10. Centro de Belleza Claudia, 8a-9p, 266-3066
11. Exquisito masaje a domicilio, 077-78487
12. Masajes Corporales, 289-5039
13. Masajes Corporales, Del Cine Margot 1-1/2 c. arriba, Peluqueria Yajaira.
14.Masaje Corporal a domicio, 088-01020
15. Club de Masajes Delikatessen, 248-6050
16. Centro 2000, De la Clinica don Bosco 1 c. al lago 3 c. arriba, De la Casa de alto a la Segunda.
17. Magneti, 289-2847
Street Scene
Carretera Massaya stretching from the Red Palace nightclub up to the Zona Rosa where many discos are located. Anywhere from 20 to 60 girls, depending on the night. Many appear to be quite young. I thought of the scene along Sullivan Street in Mexico City but these girls are far superior, fresher looking quality girls. Action starts around 8 pm, with most of the best ones snatched up by 11 p.m. The asking price was 250 cordobas hour plus 70 cordobas for short-time hotel. Longer-time deals are also negotiable with some girls.
Try is the Stratus Disco in the Zona Rosa. Best night is Ladies night on Thursday Another club is Munich an open-air bar & restaurant near Playboy nightclub. After work, many of the club girls come here on the prowl to supplement their meager wages. The asking Price seems to vary anywhere from $40 to $70 for the night.
Massage
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ESCORTS
Traveling is a very important part of my life. When I plan my trip, I learn about the destination as much as I can – beforehand. The decision where to go I make based not on sex possibilities, but on other aspects like history, architecture, climate, culture and overall how exotic for me the place may be. Also, I am a big cigar and good rum admirer, and following Cuba, Nicaragua is probably another great place to satisfy these whims. There are countries (also in Central America) where sex business is very difficult to find, unless you are in central district of a country’s capital and you don’t care how much you pay.
I cannot comprehend why would anybody, but people on business, go to Managua for sex. From these reports it seems like you have to spend somewhere in a neighborhood of US$200 to US$600 or more to get laid. People, people, people, what are you doing? – Nicaragua is a poor country; if you are a rich shark with millions in your Swiss account, why do you come here and spoil a sex scene for others not as wealthy as you are. There are loads of other places in a more civilized world that will provide entertainment for you for a lot less or a lot more depending on how desperate you are to spend money. If you are paying a Nicaraguan girl, say US$300 for one night, you hurting not only other fellow-travelers by jacking prices up sky-high, but also you hurting this part of a country’s population that has to work a whole month, sometimes 12 hours a day, just to make a quarter of what this particular whore is making for a singular spread of her thighs.
Having said that, I stayed in Granada for 9 nights in October ’01. The hotel called “El Italiano” is one of the nicest hotels in town, conveniently located on Calle la Calzada – close do the lake and centre of the city. I arrived on Friday afternoon and learned right away, that every Friday in the evening, they hold a fiesta right downtown. So I went. There was a lot of people, lot of music, dances and a lot of beautiful women. Unfortunately, it didn’t look like there was any action to be.
They drank, they danced, they laughed, but no interest in an entertaining a tourist. Although, I was approached by one girl. She asked me straight out if I wanted sex. This one, however, was small (about 4’10”), skinny, not great looking and I think her personal hygiene was questionable, to say the least. Next afternoon I was sitting in a lobby of my hotel trying to make a conversation with its Italian owner. Ricardo, who anchored in Nicaragua during sandinista era, spoke only Italian and Spanish – languages I do not have a very good grasp of. While we both where struggling with conversation he saw a girl walking on the other side of the street. Waved to her and she waved to him and they exchanged a few words. She was a slender 23 or 24-year old, about 5’4″ with dark curly hair with a beautiful exotic face, light-brown in color.
Her tits were not small and not big, so was her cute ass. Her body was built so proportionately, that by not experienced eye it could be seen as average. I was kind of already feeling sorry that this passing goddess is going to disappear behind the corner in seconds, when Ricardo told me that she is a masseuse and asked me if I was interested to get a massage. “Of course” – I said. He called Duarys (that was her name) over and told her that I was interesting in having a massage. I asked her how much it was, and she said 120 cordobas (approx. US$9). I thought it was a good deal. Duarys came later that afternoon (she had go home and refresh herself after her day-job). Prior to her visit in my room, I took a shower and tied a towel around my hips. Hot weather, then shower and air conditioning made me a little drowsy.
I laid down on my bed and relaxed a bit. Knocking on the door woke me up – it was Duarys. She said that a massage takes one hour. Not bad. I laid down on my stomach and she started with the massage. I was falling asleep while she was releasing tension in my upper back. After some time of working on my back Duarys moved down and started massaging my feet, then calves and then thighs. It kind of alerted me when she unwrapped the towel off of my hips and proceeded to crumple my chicks. After a few minutes of that, she told me to turn over on my back. I did that and not wanting to offend the lady I covered my front with the towel a bit. About 20 minutes later, when most of my body was already taken care of, Duarys holding her hand between my thighs said something with a question connotation in her tone. She was asking me if she can remove a towel; I guess she didn’t want to offend me either. I did not object. She was sitting on my bed so close, that I could feel her hot body through her clothes. I was getting hot, too, while she started rubbing gently my balls. I am telling you, I had a few girls before Duarys and I was even married once, but this was a new experience for me. A minute later she proceeded to massage my dick, and this made me ecstatic. I want stress it out – SHE DID NOT JUST JERK ME OFF – there was a gentle, sensual caress. At this time I decided to make my first move. I laid my hand on her shoulder and later moved it to her face, and then touched her breast. She gently removed my hand off her breast and said: “you can’t do that”. I was shocked and asked why not. The answer was rather trivial, she said “it costs money”. I asked about the price and was very glad to hear her answer: “200 cordobas” (roughly US$15). She took her top off revealing her beautiful, not too big – not too small, perfectly shaped, freshly looking tits. She wanted to take her skirt off, but I pulled her down so she landed next to me on the bed.
After a few minutes of me kissing her neck and fondling her tits and her still gently caressing my dick, it became so hard that at times it was even painful. I undid pin and a couple of snap-fasteners on the side of her skirt. She lifted her hips up while I was pulling fringe of her skirt down. Here, I realized that Duarys did not wearing any panties.
Seeing it drove me nuts. I guess I was taken by surprise because I decided (did not plan to that earlier) to lay my tongue on the pinky lips of her pussy and repay a bit delight I owed to her. Duarys went wild and, I guess she enjoyed herself at least as much as I did. When I stopped licking her for a few seconds, she could not stand idleness and went down to perform BBBJ. Her vigorous action told me she was hot. I let her continue until I came in her mouth. I knew that vaginal sex at this stage wouldn’t take long. I left it for later.
Princess Hotel
Perfect location but front desk frowned when I asked if guests were allowed. Prices start at $150.00 plus that 15% but is in the perfect location. The new big mall (metro) is a five minutes walk to the left and TGIF is five minutes to the right. Across from TGIF is the Zona Roja and all this is on the famous Carretera Massaya where starting around 8.00 PM the girls start cuing up to be picked up.
Inter-Continental
Email
Stayed here they gave me a nice room for $70.00 weekend rate that they extended, normal is $138 plus that 15% from the Internet. The hotel is in a decent location it is shaped as a huge pyramid. Nice pool, bar, lounging area, gym, Internet access and lots of friendly cabs to choose from. Shopping mall across the street and also Lips Nightclub. Some girls on the street corner at night not as good of quality.
Carretera Massaya
During the day your going to be bored in Managua, so the activities at the Inter was a relief. Oh, don’t get a room next to the elevator; it vibrates your room all day and night
Caesar Hotel
Very nice, but far, far, from where you want to go at night. Has gardens, nice pool, nice rooms and Internet and priced right at about $65.00. But again, nothing to do in this area and just not close to anything!
Camino Real Hotel
Again at the airport and only reason to be here if you have an early flight home.
Victoriaís B&B
Email
In the area of the Continental and all girls allowed. Two persons are $50.00 and your talking a average room 2 star but very secure and good front desk. Rooms do have cable TV and A/C but again, very sparse. My cab driver said best place for a single guy at a reasonable price.
Hotel Teodolinda
228-1050
Web SIte
In the area of the Inter-Continental. Brand-new and a great choice since no problems with girls and all rooms have mini-kitchens. Small pool and nice restaurant and more like a boutique hotel with the amenities of the bigger hotels. Price is $80.00 but that’s a lot better than the $150.00 for the other nice hotels that might not accept guests. You must though have your guest in your room before 11.P.M; otherwise you face the wrath of the night guard.
Kings Palace Hotel
2774548
Fax 2782456
Across the street from TGIF and in the Zona Roja and next store to the Red Palace nightclub. The newer rooms over the pool were $70.00 this is your best bet for a place in the middle of the action and not over $100.00. The front desk guy said if he was there that being in girls was no problem. A decent pool and restaurant and there are cheaper rooms for $50.00 but not to nice
Nicaragua is a wonderful country if you are seeking young ladies for a few hours, for the night, or for a companion of several days. All of the women are pretty, clean, slim bodies, to die-for long black silky hair, and so very fun and friendly. Most are quite good in bed and appear to enjoy themselves, even though money is the great equalizer.
The best nightclub/bordello in Managua is called “Vale Todo” (loosely translated as “everything goes”). This club is only about 5-10 minutes from the nicer hotels in Managua and every cab driver and bellman/doorman will know its location. Lips (formerly Josephine’s) is a nice club but way too expensive and the girls are a bit snobbish. Vale Todo is much more relaxed, lower prices, more friendly, and you can actually get laid at reasonable prices.
Upon entering Vale Todo you will be escorted to a table next to the stage. Virtually immediately girls will come to you and ask if you would like a companion. Initially tell them no thank you, maybe later. Then spend your time looking over what you want and after 15-30 minutes take your pick. None of the girls speak any English, but they still know how to laugh and you will enjoy their company.
The dancers/ballerinas are all quite pretty, ranging in looks from 5-8. There is not one set of “enhanced” breasts in all of Nicaragua. They are all natural, beautiful and so perky. If big tits are your forte, you will have to look a bit but they are there for the sucking. The girls all are from 18 to 25 years old with that sultry Latin look. Small waists, and gorgeous tight little asses. The dancers are not necessarily great dancers, but they are so cute, and dance totally nude …… who cares!
After you see a girl that you like just ask her to your table and she will sit with you for 15 minutes, an hour, or however long you like. You will have to buy her drinks which range from $5+ apiece. Do not let her order the “champagne”. This is merely a bottle of Chilean wine that costs about $5 per bottle but the Vale Todo price is $70/bottle, or $15 per glass. These young ladies can drink a glass of wine quite quickly so feel free to ask them to slow down a bit.
After visiting for a few minutes you may ask the girl to either leave with you or go to a back room for 45 minutes. The “bar fine” to leave the club with the girl is around $80 (US). The use of one of the club’s rooms is around $15-$20/45 minutes. You can negotiate your price with the young lady. If she leaves for the night with you she will ask for $100 but you can politely negotiate her down to $70, and she will still be happy. To go to a back room for 45 minutes she will want $50 but again she will be happy with $35 to $40, for “full service”. The rooms at Vale Todo are very modern, nice and clean.
The girl will happily give you a bbbj and then fuck in every position you would like. Definitely use a condom. I have not yet met a Nicaraguan girl that will do anal with a client or stranger. Many of them you can coax into letting you go down on them. They are often quite shy in letting you feast at their “Munchinkinland” but be persistent. One young lady I had to negotiate this with agreed to let me eat her out for only one minute. About 45 seconds of giving her oral pleasure she went nuts, absolutely wild, and then would not let me stop. She obviously had never had this done for her in a proper fashion and making her come was as good as my ever getting my rocks off. I have never gone down on a Nicaraguan girl that had even the remotest pussy odor. They all smell great and are extremely clean between their legs. Maybe it is the diet ….. but they are always fresh with wonderful little pussies. All the girls are quite energetic and you will be convinced they are enjoying it as much as you. Nicaraguan women are wonderful.
The most popular girl at Vale Todo is a wonderful woman named Souchi. I have never been with her because she is a bit on the plump side and I like the tiny ones. Also, she has become a personal friend over the years, but every friend I have known whom has been with her always comes away with a huge smile. Other young ladies with whom you will definitely be pleased include “Jennifer loco” (not to be confused with the other Jennifer), Cassandra, Katarin, and any of the others.
The owner of Vale Todo has recently opened a new club across town called “Hollywood”. As I understand it is the exact same set-up as Vale Todo, but many of the best girls (including probably those I have listed) have moved over to Hollywood. This may leave the newer, less experienced girls at Vale Todo ….. but younger if that is your penchant.
Other clubs about town that I recommend are the Red Palace (ask for Deyanira) and Playboy (Serina and Diana will definitely please you).
The main luxury hotels in town (InterContinental, Holiday Inn, Princess) will not allow you to bring girls back to your room, however, you can work something out with the night-desk manager in advance. There are many “love hotels” which will give you a room for a couple hours at a cost of $15-$20. Some of these are quite nice, and some are absolute dumps. If you are headed to the beach for the weekend, any of these girls will absolutely “die” if you invite them to Montelimar (the nicest beach resort) for the weekend. These girls look stunning in tiny bikinis and there is nothing more fun than a quick one on the beach at night, while the security guards walk past. Enjoy Nicaragua and its women. They are as wonderful as anywhere in the world.
In Central America, “night clubs” are strip bars with rooms in the back where you can take a girl. The newest night club in Managua (opened in August 2000) is called “Hollywood” and is located just off the Carratera Masaya. It is a very nice club with by far the best girls in the city. There are maybe 25 or 30 ballerinas working on any given night and they rotate in shifts dancing (stripping). Most of the girls are between the ages of 18 and 25 and generally 5’s to 8’s on a scale of 10. Immediately upon entering the club you will be seated (ask for Chepito). Within a minute or two there will be a couple of girls immediately asking if they can join you for a drink. Tell them maybe later. Watch the dancers for 30-45 minutes and then ask Chepito to bring you whichever girl you like. She will visit with you and let you buy her drinks. Virtually none of these girls speak English, however, that is not a problem. They are all sweet, beautiful, and know how to have a fun conversation with you even if you don’t speak Spanish. If you want to take her in the back it generally costs around $20 for a room for 45 minutes, and whatever you negotiate with the girl is hers to keep. For $40-$50 (US) you can have wonderful straight sex. These girls are excellent in bed, fun, and truly satisfy you. Most of them are very good at blow jobs, but a bit shy when it comes to going down on them. If you can talk her into letting you eat her out, they are wonderful. All Nicaraguan women have beautiful snatches, clean, and absolutely no odor. Though condoms are mandatory, these girls are given blood tests every two weeks and HIV tests every 30 days. You will never be unhappy going to Hollywood and always leave satisfied. The drinks are a bit expensive (never order a bottle of wine, way too expensive)but the company, floor show, and girls are wonderful. Other clubs which are virtually identical to Hollywood include Vale Todo (translated, Everything Goes, Playboy, and the Red Palace. In any of these clubs ask for Diana, Serena, Cassandra, Jennifer Loco. You will be happy.
In Managua the classiest and most well-known place is Lips. This combination club and casino used to be part of the Josephine’s chain (also found in Panama and Costa Rica). It’s directly across the street from the Intercontinental Hotel. There is no cover charge, but there is a minimum drink purchase of $18.00. This equals 3 of the better local beers, maybe 4 of the cheap ones or a few mixed drinks. These high prices are for the upscale clientele who are usually tourists, foreign businessmen staying across the street at the Intercontinental Hotel or the occasional foreign military man. Few locals frequent this very classy club.
The show is a combination of strip-show and Vegas-style cabaret. There are usually a dozen or so dancers and the girls are almost all 10s. The girls are attentive, relatively low-key and well mannered. Only the rookies will bother you uninvited, but normally they sit in small groups by themselves until you see one you’re interested in, then ask your waiter to send her over to your table. The staff is very attentive, and if you interact with them they will remember you by name after a couple of visits.
Lap dances are $10.00 semi-nude on the floor, and $20.00 nude and in private. There are private rooms (a $100.00 bottle of wine gets you in there), where there is kissing and petting. However, there is no sex on-site at this club. In this club, as in most others in the country, the girls can be taken back to your hotel for a price. The price at Lips is currently $600.00 US (US currency is accepted throughout Managua, but not necessarily away from the capitol). Whether or not the girl goes home with you is entirely her choice, so if your offer is refused try another girl.
The girl gets a 50% commission on anything you purchase, so if you think you can negotiate the price for her services you’ll have to do it away from the club. The girls are prohibited from giving you their phone numbers, so be discreet if they sneak it to you and don’t be seen with a pen and paper (the girl will be fined, or more likely fired from her job). By the way, none of the girls speak any English, although the manager and some of the waiters do.
Another place called the Playboy Club (not affiliated with its US namesake) is a strip bar in a part of town somewhat off the beaten path. As in most places, there is an armed guard at the gate and a secure parking lot. The staff is concerned for your security at all times, and will hail a reputable cab for you when you are ready to leave.
When you enter this club, you’ll immediately be approached by one or more of the girls. If you’d like to check them all out before making a selection, this would be the time to say so. All the girls in the place were knockouts, and extremely attentive. In my case, I was hit on by a rocket named Fabiola, who was extremely friendly. Of course a drink for the girls costs more than it should, and while we were having drinks she became even more friendly, massaging my raging erection and allowing me to feel her up as well. That’s when she told me that an hour in the back room with her could be had for $50.
There are several rooms in the back of the club, reasonably clean and air-conditioned. We had some terrific sex, including a blowjob without condom. I didn’t get the impression that there was too much that would be out of the question here.
Now the fine print. When you go here, make sure that you understand what the charges are and ask before you say yes to anything. There was a hefty cover charge, plus drinks, so my $50 fuck ended up costing me $200. The sex was great, but it’s easy to get suckered here if you’re not careful. You might be better off getting a hotel hooker.
Not that hookers actually work inside the hotels, but the ones to get are the ones who work the street near the hotels. Here’s the deal. Prostitution is not legal, but it’s generally not enforced unless there’s a reason to attract attention. If you stay in a decent hotel, they already know the girls who work the area. And of course they’ll charge you extra to bring her in to your room and put that on your bill (in the case of the Best Western, it’s $12). Actually, you’d want that kind of hotel in Managua. $12 buys you complicity, and when they get her name and address off her cedula (ID / voter registration) they’ll know who she is if you have any problems with her.
Of course the price is what you negotiate, with $100 being what seems to be the universal asking price for a top notch piece of tail, but as low as $20 for the skankier versions. Personally, I’d stay away from those. Many of the street sluts are druggies, diseased or transvestites. You should be able to do well for about $50 or somewhat less. I had a hottie named Joanna all night for $150, and she gave me head without condom and fucked me well, then during the course of the night repeated that twice more. Really, she was pleasant, fun and money well-spent.
Generally speaking, hotel hookers or club hookers are the way to go in Managua. Anything else is a high risk and rarely worth your time, and as of late the police have been cracking down on massage parlors.